David Cameron’s definitely going to be like a creepy ex ringing Scotland up in the middle of the night, just breathing heavily down the phone
peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence
I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day
how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets
Somehow my housemate Charli got given tickets to the Vancouver Whitescaps game tonight by one of the players because she got talking to him on Tinder. So it looks like we’re both we’re both going to watch our first football game in a few hours, from some of the best seats in the stadium!